Never too early, never too late

Will you start writing?

I would if I won the lottery. If I didn’t have so much to do. If I thought I’d write a bestseller. If I knew how the industry worked. If I could do an MA in Creative Writing. If I knew I would be as good as Margaret Atwood. If I knew I wouldn’t fail. If I knew more. If I cared less. If you help me. If the kids were easier. If he gave me more encouragement. If I had finished that other thing, then I would.

When will you start writing?

When the kids have grown up a bit. When I retire. When that big project finishes. When my son leaves home. When I won’t feel like a fraud. When I’ve done that next course. When I really understand the three act structure. When I can afford to go down to 3 days per week. When I feel more confident. When I’ve read enough books. When the world isn’t such a mad place. When I’ve finished decorating the kitchen. When I can touch type. When he lets me. When she encourages me. When no-one will laugh. When I won’t laugh. When I’m better. When my ship comes in, then I’ll start.

Why don’t you start writing?

Because it’s too hard. Because I’m not good enough. Because I don’t know enough. Because everyone else is better than me. Because it’s all been said already. Because no one will help me. Because the world is too dangerous. Because I don’t have the time. Because I’m disorganised. Because people like me don’t write. Because no-one will take me seriously. Because I have a bad back. Because I’m remodelling the bathroom. Because they never publish books by people like me. Because I want it so badly and I’m scared I’ll fail. Because my parents will disapprove. Because someone stole my story. Because it takes years. Because it will take forever.

Let Emily be your guide.

Go well.

Kit de Waal